America, the Bushieful

...beautiful, it ain't.

Eighty-eight verses and climbing:
 
O Bushieful for... Obamaful for...
1) Specious lies 16) No-bid mercs 31) Change and hope 51) Occupy 71) Coverage yanked
2) Spookdom's gapes 17) New Orleans 32) Bush redux 52) FEMA camps 72) Kiev coup
3) Heroes killed 18) Uncle Buck 33) Detentions 53) Failed false flags 73) New trade deals
4) PNAC's plans 19) Kenny Lay 34) Drone attacks 54) Syria 74) Bundy's stand
5) Double games 20) Wellstone's plane 35) Doubling down 55) Commie pervs 75) ISIS miss
6) Open doors 21) Bonesmen's Tomb 36) Peeping pervs 56) Creeping night 76) Nazi hate
7) Terror scares 22) Black box votes 37) Health reform 57) Swelling tides 77) Ferguson
8) Neocons 23) "New Freedom" 38) Nuke loopholes 58) Romney's thugs 78) Scotland's "Yes!"
9) Preemptions 24) Foolish pride 39) Gushing gunk 59) Diplomats 79) "War on war"
10) Dollar's doom 25) Beast-like men 40) Cap and trade 60) Sandy Hook 80) Borders breached
11) Opium 26) Closet gays 41) Groping goons 61) Rand Paul's stand 81) Shellackings
12) "Shock and awe" 27) Presstitutes 42) Wikileaks 62) Boston's shame 82) Amnesty
13) Toxic troops 28) Abramoff 43) Rising youth 63) Orwell's fears 83) Boehner's tears
14) Genocide 29) Trillions lost 44) Telescreens 64) Hasting's pen 84) Oil's crash
15) Torture camps 30) Patriots' dream 45) Fallout's rain 65) World War III 85) Yemenis
46) War times 3 66) Putin's play 86) U.S. tanks
47) Goldstein's death 67) Cruz control 87) Secrecy
48) No-fly zones 68) Shutdown stunts 88) Charleston
49) Mounting debt 69) Mom shot dead
50) Native sons 70) Website woes
 

Friday, January 04, 2002

God Bless America (non-hypocritical version)


This parody was inspired by the sickening display of our Congress preening piously patriotic post-911 when they gathered together on the capitol steps to sing in unison "God Bless America" as the TV camaras rolled. If they weren't such flaming hypocrites, they might have sung the following lyric instead:


first verse:

God bless America,
Call evil good!
Stand beside her, don't chide her
Even though it will debase your Godhood!

From the White House
To the Congress
Though our hands be stained with blood!
God bless America,
Our home... suite... HUD!
God bless America,
Our home... suite... HUD!

second verse:

God bless America,
Call wrong things right!
Sure we're evil, downright medieval,
But we're not the evilest ones in the fight!

With our missiles,
And our smart bombs,
And our ammo of DU!
God bless America,
The world we screw!
God bless America,
The world we screw!

third verse:

God bless America,
Embrace the Beast!
Condone murder, lies, and plunder,
Come and join us in our Satanic feast!

From the UN,
To CNN,
Our new "Order" they proclaim!
God bless America,
We have no shame!
God bless America,
We have no shame!

fourth verse:

God bless America,
Worship us, please?
Fear our power, or you'll cower,
As we rain down destruction with ease!

From Kosovo,
To Asia's 'Stans,
To the wasteland we've made Iraq!
God bless America,
Conscience we lack!
God bless America,
Conscience we lack!

fifth verse:

God bless America,
Do what we say!
We're full of sh*t, but what of it?
We demand that you bless us anyway!

From the schoolhouse,
To the courthouse,
We've expelled you brazenly!
God bless America,
As you we flee!
God bless America,
As you we flee!

sixth verse:

God bless America,
Back our regime!
If you're up there, hear our prayer,
Though ev'ry time we sing it we blaspheme!

From the White House,
To the Congress,
Though our hands be stained with blood!
God bless America,
Our home... suite... HUD!
God bless America,
Our home... suite... HUD!

posted by Arator | 11:00 AM

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