America, the Bushieful

...beautiful, it ain't.

Fifty-three verses and climbing:
 
O Bushieful for... Obamaful for...
1) Specious lies 16) No-bid mercs 31) Change and hope 46) War times 3
2) Spookdom's gapes 17) New Orleans 32) Bush redux 47) Goldstein's death
3) Heroes killed 18) Uncle Buck 33) Detentions 48) Mounting debt
4) PNAC's plans 19) Kenny Lay 34) Drone attacks 49) Native sons
5) Double games 20) Wellstone's plane 35) Doubling down 50) Occupy
6) Open doors 21) Bonesmen's Tomb 36) Peeping pervs 51) FEMA camps
7) Terror scares 22) Black box votes 37) Health reform 52) Creeping night
8) Neocons 23) "New Freedom" 38) Nuke loopholes 53) Swelling tides
9) Preemptions 24) Foolish pride 39) Gushing gunk
10) Dollar's doom 25) Beast-like men 40) Cap and trade
11) Opium 26) Closet gays 41) Groping goons
12) "Shock and awe" 27) Presstitutes 42) Wikileaks
13) Toxic troops 28) Abramoff 43) Rising youth
14) Genocide 29) Trillions lost 44) Telescreens
15) Torture camps 30) Patriots' dream 45) Fallout's rain
 

Friday, February 18, 2000

What REPUBLICANS Stands For

R stands for Right-wingers, we abhor them
E stands for Elitist to the core
P stands for Principles, we ignore them
U stands for Useless, for we are
B stands for Buchanan, we deplore him
L stands for the Losers we vote for
I stands for Illegals, lots more of 'em
C stands for Compromises, want some more?
A stands for America-Last, we're for globalism!
N stands for National "Greatness", that means WAR!
S stands for Suckers, yes, we are them
   But you'd better vote just like us, or else... IT'S GORE!

posted by Arator | 8:00 PM

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