America, the Bushieful: Two Blue-Blooded Bonesman Bookends

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Two Blue-Blooded Bonesman Bookends

Actually, vote third party instead. Click to find out how to do so without risking the election of the greater evil.

Or, make a REAL difference. Vote third party instead!

In more than half the states, you can even do so without risking the election of whomever you consider to be the greater of the two major party evils.

To find out how, click the face of whichever Bonesman you think the greater evil above (or click the skull if you think them equally evil).

Perhaps a bit of explanation for the skull graphic above is in order.

Bush and Kerry were both tapped into the "Order of Skull and Bones," a Yale-based elite secret society, only two years apart. Cousin Kerry, being the elder Bonesman, actually attended cousin Bush's macabre initiation. He witnessed the ghoulish ceremony, as Bush lay naked in a coffin, doing unspeakable things with a skull, as he recounted his sexual history to all those present that night at "The Tomb", the crypt-like compound of "The Order."

Every Bonesman has a secret name known only to his brother Bonesmen. It is said that Kerry's secret name is "Long Devil", while his coffin-mate Bush's is "Temporary". Make of this what you will, but this I know: there are approximately 800 Bonesmen alive at any given time in America, but only 600 or so are actually old enough to run for president, so the fact that two of these are now paired up in our first ever all-Bonesmen presidential contest marks an all time low point for our supposedly republican (small r) form of government.

Republics aren't supposed to be run by an elite secret society of inbred would-be aristocrats, certainly not one with such bizarre and occultic overtones. And yet, this is exactly our circumstance today.

If this fact sticks in your throat like a bone (no pun intended), then perhaps there is hope for our republic yet, provided, that is, each of us resolves to finally break out of the no-win two party trap they've set for us, and make a way of escape.

Which brings me back to my "Don't Waste Your Vote" voting strategy (also linked to via the skull graphic above). Please consider it, won't you?

Click to find out about third party alternatives

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...: Relieved to see that you haven't gotten hung up on conspiracy theories.; 9:59 AM
Anonymous said...: Youre fired. He may be doing a lot of things you dont like and I dont like, But he could be worse. At least hes not Hitler; 6:58 AM

Eighty-eight verses and climbing:

*O Bushieful for...*		*Obamaful for...*
1) Specious lies	16) No-bid mercs	31) Change and hope	51) Occupy	71) Coverage yanked
2) Spookdom's gapes	17) New Orleans	32) Bush redux	52) FEMA camps	72) Kiev coup
3) Heroes killed	18) Uncle Buck	33) Detentions	53) Failed false flags	73) New trade deals
4) PNAC's plans	19) Kenny Lay	34) Drone attacks	54) Syria	74) Bundy's stand
5) Double games	20) Wellstone's plane	35) Doubling down	55) Commie pervs	75) ISIS miss
6) Open doors	21) Bonesmen's Tomb	36) Peeping pervs	56) Creeping night	76) Nazi hate
7) Terror scares	22) Black box votes	37) Health reform	57) Swelling tides	77) Ferguson
8) Neocons	23) "New Freedom"	38) Nuke loopholes	58) Romney's thugs	78) Scotland's "Yes!"
9) Preemptions	24) Foolish pride	39) Gushing gunk	59) Diplomats	79) "War on war"
10) Dollar's doom	25) Beast-like men	40) Cap and trade	60) Sandy Hook	80) Borders breached
11) Opium	26) Closet gays	41) Groping goons	61) Rand Paul's stand	81) Shellackings
12) "Shock and awe"	27) Presstitutes	42) Wikileaks	62) Boston's shame	82) Amnesty
13) Toxic troops	28) Abramoff	43) Rising youth	63) Orwell's fears	83) Boehner's tears
14) Genocide	29) Trillions lost	44) Telescreens	64) Hasting's pen	84) Oil's crash
15) Torture camps	30) Patriots' dream	45) Fallout's rain	65) World War III	85) Yemenis
		46) War times 3	66) Putin's play	86) U.S. tanks
		47) Goldstein's death	67) Cruz control	87) Secrecy
		48) No-fly zones	68) Shutdown stunts	88) Charleston
		49) Mounting debt	69) Mom shot dead
		50) Native sons	70) Website woes