America, the Bushieful

...beautiful, it ain't.

Eighty-eight verses and climbing:
 
O Bushieful for... Obamaful for...
1) Specious lies 16) No-bid mercs 31) Change and hope 51) Occupy 71) Coverage yanked
2) Spookdom's gapes 17) New Orleans 32) Bush redux 52) FEMA camps 72) Kiev coup
3) Heroes killed 18) Uncle Buck 33) Detentions 53) Failed false flags 73) New trade deals
4) PNAC's plans 19) Kenny Lay 34) Drone attacks 54) Syria 74) Bundy's stand
5) Double games 20) Wellstone's plane 35) Doubling down 55) Commie pervs 75) ISIS miss
6) Open doors 21) Bonesmen's Tomb 36) Peeping pervs 56) Creeping night 76) Nazi hate
7) Terror scares 22) Black box votes 37) Health reform 57) Swelling tides 77) Ferguson
8) Neocons 23) "New Freedom" 38) Nuke loopholes 58) Romney's thugs 78) Scotland's "Yes!"
9) Preemptions 24) Foolish pride 39) Gushing gunk 59) Diplomats 79) "War on war"
10) Dollar's doom 25) Beast-like men 40) Cap and trade 60) Sandy Hook 80) Borders breached
11) Opium 26) Closet gays 41) Groping goons 61) Rand Paul's stand 81) Shellackings
12) "Shock and awe" 27) Presstitutes 42) Wikileaks 62) Boston's shame 82) Amnesty
13) Toxic troops 28) Abramoff 43) Rising youth 63) Orwell's fears 83) Boehner's tears
14) Genocide 29) Trillions lost 44) Telescreens 64) Hasting's pen 84) Oil's crash
15) Torture camps 30) Patriots' dream 45) Fallout's rain 65) World War III 85) Yemenis
46) War times 3 66) Putin's play 86) U.S. tanks
47) Goldstein's death 67) Cruz control 87) Secrecy
48) No-fly zones 68) Shutdown stunts 88) Charleston
49) Mounting debt 69) Mom shot dead
50) Native sons 70) Website woes
 

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Two Blue-Blooded Bonesman Bookends


Actually, vote third party instead.  Click to find out how to do so without risking the election of the greater evil.

Or, make a REAL difference. Vote third party instead!

In more than half the states, you can even do so without risking the election of whomever you consider to be the greater of the two major party evils.

To find out how, click the face of whichever Bonesman you think the greater evil above (or click the skull if you think them equally evil).

Perhaps a bit of explanation for the skull graphic above is in order.

Bush and Kerry were both tapped into the "Order of Skull and Bones," a Yale-based elite secret society, only two years apart. Cousin Kerry, being the elder Bonesman, actually attended cousin Bush's macabre initiation. He witnessed the ghoulish ceremony, as Bush lay naked in a coffin, doing unspeakable things with a skull, as he recounted his sexual history to all those present that night at "The Tomb", the crypt-like compound of "The Order."

Every Bonesman has a secret name known only to his brother Bonesmen. It is said that Kerry's secret name is "Long Devil", while his coffin-mate Bush's is "Temporary". Make of this what you will, but this I know: there are approximately 800 Bonesmen alive at any given time in America, but only 600 or so are actually old enough to run for president, so the fact that two of these are now paired up in our first ever all-Bonesmen presidential contest marks an all time low point for our supposedly republican (small r) form of government.

Republics aren't supposed to be run by an elite secret society of inbred would-be aristocrats, certainly not one with such bizarre and occultic overtones. And yet, this is exactly our circumstance today.

If this fact sticks in your throat like a bone (no pun intended), then perhaps there is hope for our republic yet, provided, that is, each of us resolves to finally break out of the no-win two party trap they've set for us, and make a way of escape.

Which brings me back to my "Don't Waste Your Vote" voting strategy (also linked to via the skull graphic above). Please consider it, won't you?

Click to find out about third party alternatives Click to take the test

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Relieved to see that you haven't gotten hung up on conspiracy theories.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Go to hell you Osama loving America haters!Come to the south ans we will show you what America is all about. By the way, instead of bashing U.S. troops dying for your sorry ass so you can prostest how about you get up and help.

6:57 PM  
Blogger Arator said...

Real Southerners oppose Yankee empire, since they (along with Native Americans) were its first victims.

Have you been reconstructed?

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Youre fired. He may be doing a lot of things you dont like and I dont like, But he could be worse. At least hes not Hitler

6:58 AM  

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