Two Blue-Blooded Bonesman Bookends

Or, make a REAL difference. Vote third party instead! In more than half the states, you can even do so without risking the election of whomever you consider to be the greater of the two major party evils. To find out how, click the face of whichever Bonesman you think the greater evil above (or click the skull if you think them equally evil).

Perhaps a bit of explanation for the skull graphic above is in order.

Bush and Kerry were both tapped into the "Order of Skull and Bones," a Yale-based elite secret society, only two years apart. Cousin Kerry, being the elder Bonesman, actually attended cousin Bush's macabre initiation. He witnessed the ghoulish ceremony, as Bush lay naked in a coffin, doing unspeakable things with a skull, as he recounted his sexual history to all those present that night at "The Tomb", the crypt-like compound of "The Order."

Every Bonesman has a secret name known only to his brother Bonesmen. It is said that Kerry's secret name is "Long Devil", while his coffin-mate Bush's is "Temporary". Make of this what you will, but this I know: there are approximately 800 Bonesmen alive at any given time in America, but only 600 or so are actually old enough to run for president, so the fact that two of these are now paired up in our first ever all-Bonesmen presidential contest marks an all time low point for our supposedly republican (small r) form of government.

Republics aren't supposed to be run by an elite secret society of inbred would-be aristocrats, certainly not one with such bizarre and occultic overtones. And yet, this is exactly our circumstance today.

If this fact sticks in your throat like a bone (no pun intended), then perhaps there is hope for our republic yet, provided, that is, each of us resolves to finally break out of the no-win two party trap they've set for us, and make a way of escape.

Which brings me back to my "Don't Waste Your Vote" voting strategy (also linked to via the skull graphic above). Please consider it, won't you?